|cis person:||so what are you, like, biologically?|
|me:||water, 35 liters. carbon, 20 kilograms. ammonia, 4 liters. lime, 1.5 kilograms. phosphorous, 800 grams. salt, 250 grams. saltpeter, 100 grams. sulfur, 80 grams. fluorine, 7.5 grams. iron, 5 grams. silicon, 3 grams, and trace amounts of 15 other elements.|
afab trans* remus is my favorite headcanon because i like
imagine the marauders coming up to remus one day and being like
"remus… it’s ok. we know. you disappear to the hospital wing once every month, you dont like to take your clothes off near anyone else, we’ve never met your family before, but it’s fine remus. we figured it out months ago"
"you guys don’t care I’m a werewolf???"
"YOU’RE A WHAT"
Prince Vegeta and babies
#thats right vegeta#just pretend everything is training to save face#EVERYTHING is training#holding baby against you all day ? it’s training#kissing baby all over her cute perfect face ? it’s training#crying because baby is too amazing ? itS TRAINING
today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.