Neiko:
22:
Chicano:
Lonely wolf boy:
Reader of Books:
Rider of Bikes:
cis person:so what are you, like, biologically?
me:water, 35 liters. carbon, 20 kilograms. ammonia, 4 liters. lime, 1.5 kilograms. phosphorous, 800 grams. salt, 250 grams. saltpeter, 100 grams. sulfur, 80 grams. fluorine, 7.5 grams. iron, 5 grams. silicon, 3 grams, and trace amounts of 15 other elements.
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juststraightwhiskeyplease:

capeofwonders:

i will will never not reblog this

5. But if you break her rules, they will not find your body.

juststraightwhiskeyplease:

capeofwonders:

i will will never not reblog this

5. But if you break her rules, they will not find your body.

(Source: kristine-claire, via will-o-fire)

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17 hours ago

degenderate:

afab trans* remus is my favorite headcanon because i like

imagine the marauders coming up to remus one day and being like

"remus… it’s ok. we know. you disappear to the hospital wing once every month, you dont like to take your clothes off near anyone else, we’ve never met your family before, but it’s fine remus. we figured it out months ago"

"you guys don’t care I’m a werewolf???"

"YOU’RE A WHAT"

(via will-o-fire)

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17 hours ago

kijikun:

stupidoomdoodles:

Prince Vegeta and babies

#thats right vegeta#just pretend everything is training to save face#EVERYTHING is training#holding baby against you all day ? it’s training#kissing baby all over her cute perfect face ? it’s training#crying because baby is too amazing ? itS TRAINING

(via will-o-fire)

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18 hours ago

ridge:

why does everyone care about being mature for their age like maybe i fucking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fucking lizard fight me about it

(via will-o-fire)

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18 hours ago

cakeandrevolution:

cakeandrevolution:

If you’re not upset about Katniss, Tonto, or Khan being played by white people, but you are upset about Annie being played by a black girl, you’re probably racist.

And by probably I mean definitely.

(via will-o-fire)

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18 hours ago

Being so horny you can feel your heartbeat in your genitals.

(Source: m3rmaid-d0ll, via thatonekidsphotoblog)

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18 hours ago

jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

(Source: markkruffalo, via super-mangos)

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